Apr 072015
 

Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit ClampsThis month for the Uberkinky review program I received the Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Tweezer Clamp Set. The idea of clamps and nipple torture appeal to me greatly because I don’t have very sensitive nipples. The only time my nipples have been sensitive enough for me to enjoy them was when they were pierced. Sadly my piercings didn’t want to cooperate and so I had to take them out, and I was back where I started; boring nipples.

So I’ve tried some nipple toys. I’ve tried plain ol’ wooden clothespins. I’ve tried suckers (which I liked). I’ve tried a different type of nipple clamp. I even got some nipple sticks because I heard they can be brutal. None of them really left me with the pain I wanted. None of them gave me that overwhelming pain that people talk about when the clamp is removed.

Thankfully I’m a reviewer because otherwise I might have given up. The Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Clamps finally gave me that pain. 

They’re simply designed. A ‘T’ made from chain with tweezer clamp on the end of each. I’m broad and have massive breasts, so they both fall into their respective armpit when I’m laying down, but the chain was long enough to reach each of my nipples with ease. I was worried about the chain from the nipples down to my clit wouldn’t reach because of my fat belly, but it worked just fine.

The tweezer clamps are relatively easy to put on yourself. They’re not complicated. Make your nipple somewhat erect, grab it, place your nipple between the rubber ends, then slide the metal ring on the clamps up until you’re happy with the sensation. With other nipple clamps I’ve had issue with my nipples not cooperating; deflating and pulling out of the clamp, even when done up as tight as possible, but not with the these nipple clamps. They stay put, I can tug and twist and move, and they don’t fall off. My nipple doesn’t make an escape of its own accord, either.

I can’t really speak for the pain level, because it depends on your own body, but I’m really happy with the amount and type these cause, it’s perfect for me. I’m not left screaming and crying (on my own in my room…) because they’re so intense, but I can very much feel their presence, a nice centered ache in my nipples.

And then when I remove them after some time, I want to screech and bite something. It’s wonderful.

I knew it’d hurt, but never having any clamps work well for me I didn’t realize quite how much. I’m both a sadist and a masochist, and I love it. Because I use them on my own I can control how fast they come off, how quickly the blood flow is allowed back in, and it hurts no matter what, honestly. It leaves my nipples rock hard and far too sensitive to play with. If you’re with a partner this would be great to torture them a bit more. Removing them brings on a dispersed shooting ache throughout the nipple and breast, and it hurts like a bitch, but it’s glorious. Touching them while this sensation is happening makes it more intense.

I have scar tissue because of having my nipples pierced, and I do think that the clamps irritated it, as my nipples were a little sore when touched for a couple of days afterward. This could also be a normal part of using nipple clamps, I don’t know.

As for the clit clamp, I’ve had some issue.

My clit is buried between my outer labia, and it’s tiny. Actually locating my clitoral glans and managing to hold my labia apart and put the clamp on was an ordeal. I know very well where my clit is, diddling myself is an inherent part of reviewing, but the clit clamp was hard to operate on my own. When I could find it under my hood, and get the clamp on, the rubber bits always ended up slightly off. Trying to manage so many bits at once is not easy with only two hands, especially when you need both to tighten the clamp.

I tried masturbating and getting my clit to swell up to make it easier, and even then it was difficult.

The times I could get it on accurately enough, it worked well. It gripped my clit, I could (gently) pull on it, it didn’t fall off.

I think clit clamps rely more on your anatomy than the nipple clamps do. Anybody can grab a nipple and put between some points, but clits are more finicky. If you naturally have a clit that is an outie, that sits above your outer labia, or if you have a larger clitoris, then I think you’d have a far easier time with clit clamps. I also imagine it would be way easier to have a partner do it. A partner can see what they’re doing a lot easier than if you’re doing it solo. Pulling out a small mirror to get a clit clamp on can ruin the mood a little.

The best way to clean them would be just to wipe the rubber bits down with some warm soapy water, but they’re also easy to pull off so you could wash them that way too.

I do really enjoy the Master Series Nipple to Clit Clamps. The whole set feels sturdy, clamp well, and can withstand pulling and movement. The length is good for your average height, but overweight, woman or vulva’d person. The sensations will depend on the person, but as someone with dumb nipples that usually refuse to respond, they even worked for me.

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I was sent the Master Series Nipple to Clit Clamps in exchange for my honest review.

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