Nov 022016

20161026_1007401It’s been quite some time since Lexi sent me my first sex toy. Up until that point, I hadn’t even considered using one. Since we were in a long distance relationship, you can imagine how it came in use. Now, some time later, I was curious to try more toys. Lexi reached out for me and the people from Primal Hardwere responded. They kindly sent me their HumpablesBunnyBuns for review.

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this toy, partly because I don’t have much experience with toys, and partly because it’s a freaking silicone bunny butt?! It looks adorable, though, so I was pretty excited to try it out. Spoilers: this is a great freaking silicone bunny butt. Continue reading »

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Jul 052015

Primal Hardwere Pride

Did you know cats don’t ovulate like humans do? They need to be triggered, which is why male cats have a barbed penis; upon removal it catches and triggers the Queen to ovulate. BOOM! We’re learning already.

Primal Hardwere is one of a small handful of fantasy toy makers. They specialise in the more unusually inspired dildos, like tentacles, ovipositors and horse cocks. The Pride from Primal Hardwere comes in both dildo and “wereable” options, and is based on a cats penis.

The wereable version is meant to be placed over a dick. The dildo is just the wereable, but designed for easier solo use. However, there’s no reason you couldn’t get the wereable and slip it over another dildo when there’s nobody around to help you out. PH even sell a basic silicone insert for that exact reason. I received the dildo version, but I definitely plan on purchasing a wereable next time I have a partner with a cock.

The Pride consists of a long shaft, with spines on the head. About halfway down there’s a small increase in girth and a few more spines on either side. The base has some nice plump, dangly balls; they look a little weird, but I like them nonetheless. Continue reading »

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