Mar 302016

Meo Alpha Male 3When Meo asked if I wanted to review some things for them, I obviously said yes, and I was sent a box of random things they’d picked out for me to try. One of those things, to my joy, was the Alpha Male 3 Stimulator. It’s essentially an Njoy Pure Wand, but from Meo.

I’ve been blogging for while now and I’m still yet to invest in the real Pure Wand due to not knowing whether I’d like it. Solid toys are very hit-and-miss for my vagina. I’m a thruster so they can be quite brutal, because whacking a hard object against your pubic bone repeatedly has a tendency to hurt. I’ve tried to only jiggle them instead but 9 out of 10 times it doesn’t give me the stimulation I need. Metal is heavier than glass, which I imagined would be worse when it comes to my incessant need to thrust, so I hadn’t sprung for any metal dildos, or requested any for review for fear of hating them – receiving the Alpha Male 3 meant I could try it out and see how my body cooperates.

And I wholly regret not buying metal toys in this design sooner.

I kind of love it. A lot.  Continue reading »

 Posted by at 5:32 pm
May 102015

Uberkinky Ring of TearsThe UberKinky Ring of Tears is a really brutal looking nipple clamp.

It consists of a heavy metal ring with five thick screws all around the exterior. The idea is that you stick a nipple in the middle and screw the screws in, causing some serious pain for the nipple you’re doing it to. The Ring of Tears not only looks painful, but the name also lends to the idea that it will be excruciating.

In use though, the Ring of Tears didn’t really do much for me. For a start, I found it really hard to put on. In theory, it seemed easy; unscrew the screws, put a nipple in the center, screw them back up. But I have really flat, average sized nipples, and the depth of the ring is fairly thick. So for me to get it on, I had to grab my nipple and pull it up and through the center. Then, for it to fully grip my nipple and cause any level of pain, all the screws needed to be done up completely.

I have huge breasts, I guesstimate I’m about an Australian 18H, so I have plenty of skin when laying down to yank my nipple up and through. Though it’s still fairly fiddly trying to get my fingers through the hole and pull my nipple up.

The weight of the clamp is nice, but I think it would benefit from being a bit thinner, so it’d be easier to place your nipple in it. If you have small nipples I think you’d struggle a lot with this clamp. I struggled, and almost gave up, and my boobs allow for a fair amount of pull.

When you look at the Ring of Tears it seems like it’d be great for slowly torturing a nipple, whereas needing it done up all the way means that isn’t how it works. Reality doesn’t live up to expectation here.  Continue reading »

 Posted by at 12:54 am
Apr 072015

Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit ClampsThis month for the Uberkinky review program I received the Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Tweezer Clamp Set. The idea of clamps and nipple torture appeal to me greatly because I don’t have very sensitive nipples. The only time my nipples have been sensitive enough for me to enjoy them was when they were pierced. Sadly my piercings didn’t want to cooperate and so I had to take them out, and I was back where I started; boring nipples.

So I’ve tried some nipple toys. I’ve tried plain ol’ wooden clothespins. I’ve tried suckers (which I liked). I’ve tried a different type of nipple clamp. I even got some nipple sticks because I heard they can be brutal. None of them really left me with the pain I wanted. None of them gave me that overwhelming pain that people talk about when the clamp is removed.

Thankfully I’m a reviewer because otherwise I might have given up. The Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Clamps finally gave me that pain.  Continue reading »

 Posted by at 9:23 pm
Oct 292014

As of right now, the njoy Pure Plug is the best plug I’ve ever stuck up my butt.

My pure plug is a large. When it arrived in the mail, upon opening, my immediate reaction was that it’s not really that “large”. I’ve bigger plugs in softer materials but considering it’s steel, any larger would probably be a little daunting for me.


The large pure plug is a hefty 310 grams. The largest diameter of the bulb is 1.5″ and the insertable length is 2.75″. When I first got it, I had to warm up with fingers first before inserting, now I can insert it with some lube and a cooperative butt, without any warm up. I don’t need to use buckets of lube, only just enough, because it spreads so easily and the toy is so grip-free anyway. The material and sleekness make it slip in with relative ease.  Because of the shape, after a certain point, your butt suctions it in. There’s a nice gentle stretch and then it pops in. I generally dislike when things pop into my vagina, but my butt is different.

The pure plug just feels good. You’d think the weight of it would feel odd, but if you’re wearing it around, it’s a nice reminder that it’s there. It’s not the sort of plug you can’t really stick in and forget. The plug sits really well in the body and the base is absolute perfection. It slides right between my buttcheeks and stays there. It doesn’t dig in or cause any discomfort at all. I can walk around, sit, do the hokey-pokey, and it’s fine. The design makes the pure plug great for long term wear. The neck tapers out to a nice small diameter where it meets the base, which means that it stays in. The bulb sits in the right spot so I don’t feel like it’s constantly trying to escape like other plugs do. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 7:46 am