Mar 142016

UltraZone EternalWhen I was contacted by TopCo Toyz to review for them, I went onto their site to have a peek at what they sell. Somehow, among eight million jelly toys, I managed to find a couple of silicone products that caught my eye.

The UltraZone Eternal is a sweet little thing. I saw the shape and could imagine it sliding between my labia, fitting perfectly where I wanted it too. Also one of it colour options is blue. I have a hard time ignoring blue toys.

It’s just as cute in real life. It’s small, but the rather bulbous head looks great, I love the little ridges that are over the silicone portion of the toy. It’s easy to operate as there’s only one button, and it’s rechargeable so I don’t have to worry about finding batteries.

Which is where the first hiccup in this cute parade arises. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 7:09 pm
Feb 292016

CP1Sometimes I get sent toys I immediately love, some I immediately hate, both are reviews I enjoy writing. The words come easier when I have intense feelings one way or the other. Then there are toys that confuse me, that I can’t quite pin down how I feel about them. It can be because they’re mediocre and don’t do anything super well, or because every time I use it the experience sways back and forth.

The Colours Pleasures 8″ Silicone Dildo is a toy that could fit in both of those categories.

From the outset I was excited, it’s a gosh darn blue, affordable silicone dildo. That’s something that gets me pumped up. It’s realistic in the veinage but comes in a fun colour so it’s not too off-putting for folk who can’t handle extreme realism. The head looks wonderful, that pronounced coronal ridge screams to me that it’ll stimulate my G-spot. It’s even got a decent girth to it. A suction cup and balls even mean the likelihood of a good place to grip.

Some of that turned out to be correct. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 9:30 pm
Feb 032016

IMG_5014I’ve been enjoying internal vibrations as of late. Vibrators meant for insertion have always felt, to me at least, a little like they’re supposed to appeal to women and trick them into enjoying insertion, when in reality way more people are going to get off from a clit vibrator. But alas, my body has turned against my brain, and internal vibrations, when they’re strong enough and rumbly enough, do things for me. That’s how I came to lust after the Big Boss G5.

I asked fellow reviewers, and all seemed to be pro-Fun Factory’s G5 line, and I intended to save up and buy one for myself as a late Christmas/early Birthday present. Before I had the chance to go about it that way, JOUJOU offered for me to review something and I couldn’t resist requesting the new and improved Big Boss. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 8:17 pm
Jan 022016

FFBOUNCER1It’s no secret I’ve been lusting after the Fun Factory Bouncer since its release. It’s a genuinely unique toy, a dildo with jiggle balls inside, surely the sensation would be one of a kind, and no doubt something I needed in my collection and my vagina.

When I attended Melbourne Sexpo in November a store there had the Bouncer on display; I practically pounced on it, desperate to feel how the balls felt when shaken, and it was even cooler than I imagined it’d be. So when the lovely folk at MimiDeLuxe emailed me asking me if I’d like to review for them again, and I saw the Bouncer on their site, I knew my time had finally come. I was at last getting my most lusted after toy of 2015.

My conclusion is that some type of sex toy alien must have beamed up a Fun Factory employee and branded this idea in their mind, because no human is capable of inventing and successfully executing the creation of something so simplistic, yet magical. I was talking to a reviewer friend on Skype the other week, when I said something damn near blasphemous, that I’m going to repeat here. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 8:48 pm
Nov 302015

SVR1Tenga has released a new vibrator, the SVR, or Smart Vibe Ring if you want to be technical, and I’m slightly confused about its intended purpose.

On the Tenga site it’s very obviously designed to be used around fingers, but on other sites they’re marketing it as a cock ring. Honestly, I love the idea of it being a vibe made to make fingering better. I like that it’s a vibe that can be used in couples that aren’t made up of one penis and one vagina, or couples who don’t delve into insertion outside of fingers. I like that it celebrates other ways to have sex. That’s rad as hell to me, and that’s how I treated it. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 11:21 pm
Oct 292015

FANTASYISLAND1I’ve put a fair few things in my butt, but up until I received this product I hadn’t used anal beads. I always chose plugs over beads because I thought they were more my jam, and to be honest they are, but anal beads definitely won’t be something I ignore from now on.

The Fantasy Island Black Currant Anal Beads are silicone anal beads with light screw-thread texture on them. They’re a fairly daunting 11 inches insertable length with a maximum circumference of 5.5″, so they’re not small, and I wouldn’t recommend them for anal beginners. I was worried about the length as I’m not accustomed to deep anal play. I can take toys that are 7″ with glee, but I’ve never had anything inserted that was longer than the length of my rectum. Basically, I was scared about how the beads going around the kink from rectum to colon would go.

The first try was… Different. Getting the beads inserted takes some practice because they’re long and flexible; you’re better off putting lots of lube on the first couple beads before insertion and letting the lube that gets left on your entrance slick the rest of the beads up, only applying more if you need it, on the beads you need it on. Lubing up the entire set just leads to lube getting everywhere and some otherwise simple anal play turning into a slippery, slightly frustrating mess. Continue reading »

 Posted by at 4:16 pm