May 102015
 

Uberkinky Ring of TearsThe UberKinky Ring of Tears is a really brutal looking nipple clamp.

It consists of a heavy metal ring with five thick screws all around the exterior. The idea is that you stick a nipple in the middle and screw the screws in, causing some serious pain for the nipple you’re doing it to. The Ring of Tears not only looks painful, but the name also lends to the idea that it will be excruciating.

In use though, the Ring of Tears didn’t really do much for me. For a start, I found it really hard to put on. In theory, it seemed easy; unscrew the screws, put a nipple in the center, screw them back up. But I have really flat, average sized nipples, and the depth of the ring is fairly thick. So for me to get it on, I had to grab my nipple and pull it up and through the center. Then, for it to fully grip my nipple and cause any level of pain, all the screws needed to be done up completely.

I have huge breasts, I guesstimate I’m about an Australian 18H, so I have plenty of skin when laying down to yank my nipple up and through. Though it’s still fairly fiddly trying to get my fingers through the hole and pull my nipple up.

The weight of the clamp is nice, but I think it would benefit from being a bit thinner, so it’d be easier to place your nipple in it. If you have small nipples I think you’d struggle a lot with this clamp. I struggled, and almost gave up, and my boobs allow for a fair amount of pull.

When you look at the Ring of Tears it seems like it’d be great for slowly torturing a nipple, whereas needing it done up all the way means that isn’t how it works. Reality doesn’t live up to expectation here.  Continue reading »

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Apr 072015
 

Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit ClampsThis month for the Uberkinky review program I received the Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Tweezer Clamp Set. The idea of clamps and nipple torture appeal to me greatly because I don’t have very sensitive nipples. The only time my nipples have been sensitive enough for me to enjoy them was when they were pierced. Sadly my piercings didn’t want to cooperate and so I had to take them out, and I was back where I started; boring nipples.

So I’ve tried some nipple toys. I’ve tried plain ol’ wooden clothespins. I’ve tried suckers (which I liked). I’ve tried a different type of nipple clamp. I even got some nipple sticks because I heard they can be brutal. None of them really left me with the pain I wanted. None of them gave me that overwhelming pain that people talk about when the clamp is removed.

Thankfully I’m a reviewer because otherwise I might have given up. The Master Series Anais Nipple to Clit Clamps finally gave me that pain.  Continue reading »

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